SUCK IT UP CUPCAKE I'M TARD THE GRUMPY CAT - GET WITH THE PROGRAM
Look me in the eye I don't believe you
Look at all the problems I can't solve
i don't know what you were trying to do but you were doing it wrong
Trying to read the replies to a comment got me like :
I don't like morning people Or mornings... or people
I don't always handle stress well, but when I do, it's because I just ate my weight in chocolate.
ermahgerd plz, no more foods
I DON'T ALWAYS GET EBOLA.. But when I do, I make sure I share it with people I really dislike.
Pug kiss Have a good day
If you wrongly correct the grammar of a grammar nazi you're gonna have a bad time
i can see that we think alike . . .
i guess you say, what can make me feel this way . . . my girl, my girl, my girl . . .talkin' bout my girl
if you suddenly start feeling random pains, do not be alarmed... it's just me testing out this new voodoo doll.
I'll kill you/I'll kill myself If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee. If you were my wife I'd drink it.